"The above
named, having been captured and captivated by the spirit
of Texas; Having been duly convinced that TEXANS
usually understate simple unadulterated truths; Having
admitted that there is no place that can or will claim so
many things to be bigger, badder, bolder, hotter or
colder, wetter or dryer, better or worse; Having sworn to
spread the basic truths of Texans far and wide;
By authority duly vested in the undersigned, is hereby
presented with this certificate." Price includes mailing of certificate to recipient of
your choice. May also be added to any basket for same
price.
